getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
buttgenie: sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
winbetachester: actual-cannibal-emily: ...
Teachers can be bullies too.
age-of-doitsu: animepriest13: g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y: fitfeelsbetterthanskinny: dontstop-fitnessprincess: I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word. THIS^^ third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating my teacher in 7th grade called me trashey i had...
thecompanionsdoctor: I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: the-dalek-in-221b: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing My old school did this but it got better because they put the James Bond theme song with it. It was awesome. THIS IS THE ONE...
crying-alone-without-salad: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it it begins
honksy: *on my deathbed* nurse: do you have any last words me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless……………. *the light goes out of my eyes* *a small piece of paper falls out of my hand* *the paper says one word only* “sike”